Word Fun: Tons of Puns

 Tom Swifties are a special kind of pun, e.g.: 

• "I need a pencil sharpener," said Tom bluntly. 
• "Oops! There goes my hat!" said Tom off the top of his head. 
• "I can no longer hear anything," said Tom deftly. 
• "I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank. 
• "This must be an aerobics class," Tom worked out.